bidyke:

barbidreamdumpster:

if you want to ask a bisexual or asexual person about their sexual history to verify that they’re queer, but you don’t want them to take it the wrong way, try this useful communication technique:

give them twenty dollars and go away.

As a bi person, I can attest to the beneficiality of this method.

38 seconds ago
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letsmakeourownfairytale:

#favourite harry potter headcanons

1 hour ago
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#harry potter

donesparce:

donesparce:

this is a sneaking mission

_(•̀ω•́ 」∠)_ ₎₎

i like to now think of this post as if all the people who reblogged it are sneaking along with me

just a trail of sneaking

_(•̀ω•́ 」∠)_ ₎₎_(•̀ω•́ 」∠)_ ₎₎_(•̀ω•́ 」∠)_ ₎₎_(•̀ω•́ 」∠)_ ₎₎_(•̀ω•́ 」∠)_ ₎₎

1 hour ago
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#mgs

nevver:

Drinking is bad, feelings are worse - Nick Barclay

1 hour ago
1,101 notes

#food porn
#reference

to-much-to-lose sent: have you read/ heard about some NBC fitness expert who made a bunch of incentive comments on twitter? when people called him out for racism he tried to get his black friend to co-sign, but he called him out as well. I believe the fitness guy's name is Jeff Halevy.

reverseracism:

I read about him but not about his friend calling him out. Good. I’ll go and read about that part.

~Eon

1 hour ago
5 notes

siderealscion:

mALEFISHIENT, MARK

ive been meaning to make work-related comics forever, so enjoy some choice movie title bastardizations.

(these all actually, seriously, happened, with no humor or awareness on the part of the customer at the time as far as I could tell. so, yes, someone actually asked for a ticket to “Detergent” with a straight face.)

1 hour ago
27,142 notes

high resolution →

(Source: positivedoodles)

1 hour ago
578 notes

moose-of-many:

Lending your phone to your friend likeimage

22 hours ago
10,184 notes

shiarempress:

I was telling professorpineapple about this picture and I jokingly said that Aki would do that to Koro and I just
it’s 3am what am I doing with my life
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shiarempress:

I was telling professorpineapple about this picture and I jokingly said that Aki would do that to Koro and I just

it’s 3am what am I doing with my life

1 day ago
2,457 notes

#persona 3

The Women of Nintendo

(Source: powerdrain)

1 day ago
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#Nintendo
#ashley mizuki robins
#has my brithday!

deoxyhemoglobin:

I was chatting with a donor before I drew his blood, and he was a dentist. when I actually drew him, there was just a little squirt of blood and it surprised him

I looked him in they eye and told him “you’re bleeding because you don’t floss”

and he went dead silent

1 day ago
488 notes

#lee's bloody stories

demon-daisuki-doumei:

so, i’m trying to clear all the comical scenarios. so here we go~
i put the rest here.

Comical Scenario part 2!

1 day ago
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#tales of

scionofkresnik:

[source]
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scionofkresnik:

[source]

1 day ago
578 notes

#Tales of

haganenoanna:

"Starbooks Coffee"

haganenoanna:

"Starbooks Coffee"

1 day ago
5 notes

#Manga
#Manga brands
#Akamatsu Ken
#Starbucks
#uq holder

funnylittlehiccups:

UQ Holder!: The Foot Saga

1 day ago
3 notes

#UQ Holder!
#manga
#uq holder